Total Medals Earned: 1,277 (From 244 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,660 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 6/9 (100/255 points)
Awake from the void!
You have made a CHOICE
Destroy an enemy!
You have met the BEAMER
Defeat the SECURITY SYSTEM!
Get the best bonus for a level.
Why bother..
Complete the CYCLE!
Complete the CYCLE at FULL ENERGY!
Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Medals Earned: 2/18 (20/240 points)
Kill the royal family
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Castle
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Find 10 treasures
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Kill 70 angel musicians
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Get your own stand burnt
Get yourself thrown into the trash
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 3/3 (60/60 points)
Call the secret phone number
Win the PC game
Medals Earned: 5/6 (115/165 points)
You've lost the game and doomed us all!
You've found The Hammer of Brick Breaking!
You've claimed the sword!
You've won the game and saved the universe!
You've purged this game of all monsters!
On the edge of darkness, you still prevailed!